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4/3 2
Getting pushed on this deadline at work that in all fairness I’ve been slacking on due to being “sick” and working from home all week. Speaking of which. Being home all week makes me feel crazy. I’ve been going on walks but that’s not enough. I also need to contend with the fact that my addiction to my phone has gotten out of control. I’m watching videos i don’t even like. I’m playing mobile games. Need to set some limits.
I’m pretty stressed right now. Got a lot of irons in the fire. And i haven’t really talked much all week which also makes me crazy. Think im not sick anymore really. Or at least i dont have anything i could give to someone else. Need to have fun this weekend.
Got updates sort of on my move, but i don’t want to get into it rn. Pushing it by a month basically i think.
4/3
I just googled “hows the economy?” And did not like what i saw. I wonder what could cause something like this.
On a related note. I have to buy a car.
4/2
Well it’s official. Aprils fools is for normies now. Yup i said it. Normies who don’t prank the rest of the year and corporations trying to hide their true nature. It’s been co-opted by some of the least foolish forces in this world. I’ve had enough. Real fools rise up. We will be pranking nonstop until our demands are met.
Oh by the way. What’s that under there?
4/1
Man i wish bluesky was any fun at all. I miss twitter. Somebody should **** **** ****. I have good thoughts that work so much better in that format. My audience. Scattered to the wind. Serious about those asterisks though. Somebody should do that.
3/31 2!
Actually making some progress vis a vis my living situation. Nothing concrete yet. It’s entirely possible my sickness is psychosomatic from stress because that is something that happens to me. Impossible to tell really because i am always stressed. Someone should do something about that. Me. I should. Don’t feel that much worse than usual but between the work stuff lately and a big looming deadline i could see where my guts are thinking maybe it’s time to shut this shit down for our own safety. Can’t blame them. I’ll eat 1000 Tums and see if that help me.
3/31
Had a dream i met a neighbor of mine out walking her dog in a snow storm. A beautiful woman who was so interested in me who told me she was 25 to 30 years old and i said no way me too! And then Mechagodzilla attacked the city… fml. Also dreamed about calling in sick, and then i did that. So maybe the other part will come true too.
I remembered more of my dream. I know you’re dying to hear about it. I’m so good at dreaming really.
I was wearing this ugly sweater that was too tight and hanging out with the one kid that nobody liked at school because he didn’t have any friends to work on this project with. Then i had to go to my middle school cafeteria and nobody wanted me to sit by them so i was like well i guess ill leave this middle school forever and never come back, but on my way out i ran into an old friend who said well you’re coming to my birthday party tonight and i said yes!! Oh how I’ve missed you old friend. I just have this one thing to do first. And the one thing was climb to the top of a mountain on foot. And at the top there was some sort of weather authority guy who said sorry i can’t let you go back down, it’s going to start snowing soon and it won’t be safe for you to go down once it starts snowing. And i was like why can’t i just go now before it starts snowing. He said it would destroy everything. He said it will hurt the wildlife. And i didn’t believe him so i started going down and then i slipped and turned into a nuclear missile and had to find a place to crash and while i was doing this i was like. Well i guess that guy was right, this is going to hurt the wildlife. And i crashed and turned everything radioactive. Walked over to my parents house which everyone thought was haunted because there was all of this gross stuff happening to it such as gooey dark purple tentacle-like vines that turned electric and became rigid when you stepped on them and sometimes looked like full alien skeletons. And the guy from the mountain was just there explaining, no that’s not ghost stuff, just extreme nuclear fallout. Nothing to worry about. Then i went home to this cute little house with a sunroom and almost immediately snuck back out really early in the morning. It was still dark out, and the snow had started. I met my neighbor who i mentioned above. And we walked around the neighborhood and i was trying to be so smooth and it was working. She said I’m in school studying collections. I’m like oh what’s that. She’s like my dads in the mob you know when you have to collect on a debt that’s past due. And I’m like oooohhh cool. And then regular Godzilla and King Kong show up, threatening to crash into the cliff we are suddenly standing on, so i push a button that makes Mechagodzilla show up way over there so they will go fight him. And then Mechagodzilla gets out a guitar and he’s now on tv in my room. I’m walking back in my house and i look back like. Unless there’s something else you wanted…? And neighbor girl says. Yes there is. And then i “wake up” and my coworker is in my house (the one who caused all the drama last week) working on a computer just outside the door to my room. And im like hey im throwing up in here don’t get too close. And he is ignoring my wishes to be left alone. I tell my boss im sick. Then i wake up and do that for real.
3/30
I’m fucking sick. Or i ate something bad. Puking basically. Fuck this i don’t deserve this shit I’m innocent.
3/28
Thinking that getting a haircut soon will probably fix all of my problems. Thank god.
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